Oh, it really is a dreadful film. Although Johnny Lee Miller's character makes me laugh: "Undea- UNDEAD?!" And that scene where he's fighting the black dude with one eye that keeps not dying:
BDWOE: "Sorry, bud. I'm an atheist"
*dagger shoots out from base of cross that JLM is holding*
JLM: "God loves you anyway." *STAB*
and then he turns to leave and BDWOE stands up behind him and makes that stupid vampire breathy noise and JLM is like, *annoyed face* *slices BDWOE's head off*

I haven't heard a release date for Beowulf yet, but the pictures show lots of rockstar hair and Aragornesque states of rugged manliosity for our boy.