If they made a modern-day remake of the A Team, LL Cool J would totally play BA. Richard Dean Anderson would be Hannibal, because hey, Jack O'Neill pretty much was Hannibal for the 90's, Topher Grace would be Murdock, and either Ashton Kutcher or Sean Williams Scott would play Face, depending on whether there was a way to fix Sean Williams Scott's horrible eyebrows.

Also, Bo Duke is not fat, and anyone who says different is going to find parts of their stupid little Spy Puggle strewn all over their bedroom floor when they come back off holiday.