...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

If they made a modern-day remake of the A Team, LL Cool J would totally play BA. Richard Dean Anderson would be Hannibal, because hey, Jack O'Neill pretty much was Hannibal for the 90's, Topher Grace would be Murdock, and either Ashton Kutcher or Sean Williams Scott would play Face, depending on whether there was a way to fix Sean Williams Scott's horrible eyebrows.

Also, Bo Duke is not fat, and anyone who says different is going to find parts of their stupid little Spy Puggle strewn all over their bedroom floor when they come back off holiday.

My brother's latest plan to become a gold-hording millionairre can be viewed here. Apparently the plot involves ambulance drivers going crazy and kiling people and cripples driving cars. Now that's edutainment.

Today I had suprise cake and ate way too much at Hard Rock and watched Brothers Grimm. Does it say something about me that the only thing I really took away from that is the knowledge that people eating themselves is funny and a vague desire to see Matt Damon and Heath Ledger kiss? Also, Silas from Highlander was in it. Hi, Silas! I sure am sorry you got beheaded. Again.

Now I'm watching Dukes of Hazzard (finally!) and what the hell? Bo was such a sweetie; how could he have raised an asshole like Clark? It boggles the mind!

Those of you who are familiar with Escaflowne: Zaibach Strikes Back Stargate: Atlantis should all go here and download the most awesome music video known to man. Boy, those Wraith sure do love Pointy. For my part, although Bob definatly has the rugged bad-boy vibe down, with his dreads and manly strut and facial tattoos, Steve is the one I'd bring home to meet my parents. You know, if I didn't think he'd eat them.

The new Battlestar Galactica makes me sad. Mostly, I suspect, because I want Apollo to be some kind of Ickle Midshipman Archie In Space, and instead he's just some whiny whiner guy who happens to look like Ickle Midshipman Archie but with muscles and non-cute hair. And no Welsh Bloke to slash it up with.

In other news, went to see Dukes of Hazzard last week. It was very enjoyable (though Stifler!Bo is not a patch on real!Bo, and Sean Williams-Scott annoys me by having eyebrows that don't match his hair), but they showed the Serenity trailer right before it and so was overshadowed by OMFG SERENITY TRAILER SQUEE! Space! Pirate-cowboys! Indecently tight pants! Jayne! Waistcoats! Jayne! Vera! Jayne! Ninjas! Jayne! And did I mention... Jayne! I do love me some Jayne.

Also, the 40 Year Old Virgin looks to be the lamest film since... some other lame film that I made fun of but have forgotten about. Seriously, if I wanted to see a film about a middle aged guy who can't get any tail, I'd go and watch Phantom of the Opera again.