...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

You know what never gets old? Jaynestown. I think I'm going to hold my own Jayneday celebration at some point. Not tonight, though, because I'm too busy being in hysterics over Hoople Steve fucking Bullock's horse to get back at him. That is the ultimate diss; to fuck a man's horse and then write "Bullock I fucked your horse" on the horse you just fucked. From now on, every time somebody pisses me off, I'm going to hire Hoople Steve to fuck their horse. Or women/children/beloved family pets, whatever. You go, Hoople Steve!