...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Fucking hell, I hate my job. My manager just denied me a payrise because, I shit you not, apparently I'm too negative. I just felt like saying, of course I'm negative, have you failed to notice what a completely fucking awful job this is? And despite how incredibly soul-destroyingly shit it is, I still completely kill at it, so in fact you should be kissing my ass for being awesome and not going on a kill-rampage through the call centre. And also, do you really think keeping me on my current pittance is the way to get me to cheer the fuck up? Because being poor doesn't exactly help me stay perky, fucknuts!

I bet Todd would have given me a raise. Or killed me. Either way, sweet relief.