...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

CRIME DUDE! You have abandoned me! Instead there is a crazy woman who is trying to turn Harry into a dog, and Harry is all like, no thanks I don't want to be a dog, and the crazy turning-dudes-into-dogs lady is all like, don't be a resist-o-saurus Harry, and I'm like WHATEVER WHERE IS CRIME DUDE I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THESE OTHER SPOONTARDS!

In other news, I went to this cafe today and I had pancakes and bacon and eggs and maple syrup and it was DELICOUS. I did some other stuff too but it was just boring day-to-day things and if I was to write about it, it would be EVEN LESS FUN TO READ THAN THE DRESDEN FILES WITHOUT MARCONE, so I will spare you.

So today I spent pretty much the entire day out in the front yard, just reading and drinking tea and eating chocolate gingers. It was awesome! Of course, now I am all sunburned and the Brothers Froodle have started calling me Prawn Heg 2 (my brother Wilhelm, who is even fairer than I am, is the original Prawn Heg) and after spending an hour laughing at him as he played MotoGP, he gave me the controls and it turns out I am really bad at racing games.

Anyway, I just got back from a three-hour walk along the coastal footpaths and I am quite deliciously tired, so I'm going to take a shower and then go to bed, so, goodnight all!