...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Prawn just gave me a summary of what I've missed in the Borgias so far. All I could make out was that Cesare and Lucrezia are in love and the other brother is the Meg of the Borgia family. I get the feeling that this may be all I needed to know to understand what's going on.

Why don't I have a Wild Stallyns t-shirt? WHY?! I cannot live another day without one.

I am wearing Hayley's Guns and Roses t-shirt as I write this. I don't even like Guns and Roses, I just stole it off the laundry pile because it was soft and a nice colour. Her boobs are bigger than mine and the shirt doesn't fit quite right and it is making me jealous. I'm going to get deodourant stains on it to teach her not to have bigger boobs than me. She needs to learn her boob-place in this house.