...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Dudes. WHY IS THERE NOT FANFICTION ABOUT THIS?

ETA: Johnny just pointed out that since any prank war with Adrian inevitably escalates into him getting annoyed and throwing his opponent through a plate-glass window, I would probably not enjoy said fanfiction. I pointed out that they also didn't have Craigslist or mobile 'phones back in Watchmen-time, so it could totally have a different ending, but apparently that's not "in the spirit of the game". I was not aware that defenestration was in the spirit of your average prank war. I am now worried about having written "Sour Squad" on his bathroom mirror while he was eating breakfast.