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Jul. 24th, 2013 06:51 amSo is it just me, or have Ghastly and Erskine straight fucked themselves by unilaterally changing Sanctuary law, without consultation with the sorceror community at large, and in opposition to the third member of the Council of Elders?
They're all, "Lalala, we want to do this," and Madame Mist is like, "That's against the law," and they're all, "OH NOES!" and Madame Mist is like, "Coincidently, the Council of Elders can vote to change a law with only a simple minority," and they're all, "IT'S VOTING TIME! MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRACY UP, BITCHES!" and she's like, "I vote no," and they're all, "We vote yes HAHAH JOKE'S ON YOU MADAME MIST WE WIN!" and she's like, "I calmly accept this erosion of basic principles of magical law by the brand-new Grand Mage and his fellow Elder who is also his old war-buddy, which will in no way smack of nepotism and corruption to other Sanctuaries across the globe. Also, I need to go to my creepy underground lair now and chill with the fellow members of my creepy spider-magic-adherents cult. But I'm sure they won't be interested in hearing about how you just overrode a chunk of our magical constitution because it was inconvienient."
Well done, assholes. That noise you hear is the sound of two fucking idiots falling into a trap. Honestly, how do you get pranked that easily when the person pranking you is OPENLY A MEMBER OF THE CHILDREN OF THE SPIDER?! The key motif here being, SPIDERS! Possibly nature's greatest and most well-known AMBUSH PREDATORS!
I would slow-clap these fucking halfwits, but I need my clapping-hands to hold the book I am reading. The very book, in fact, that details the slow-clap-inducing, penis-in-a-plug-socket levels of fuckupitude Ghastly and Erskine have just exhibited.
Jesus.
They're all, "Lalala, we want to do this," and Madame Mist is like, "That's against the law," and they're all, "OH NOES!" and Madame Mist is like, "Coincidently, the Council of Elders can vote to change a law with only a simple minority," and they're all, "IT'S VOTING TIME! MOTHERFUCKING DEMOCRACY UP, BITCHES!" and she's like, "I vote no," and they're all, "We vote yes HAHAH JOKE'S ON YOU MADAME MIST WE WIN!" and she's like, "I calmly accept this erosion of basic principles of magical law by the brand-new Grand Mage and his fellow Elder who is also his old war-buddy, which will in no way smack of nepotism and corruption to other Sanctuaries across the globe. Also, I need to go to my creepy underground lair now and chill with the fellow members of my creepy spider-magic-adherents cult. But I'm sure they won't be interested in hearing about how you just overrode a chunk of our magical constitution because it was inconvienient."
Well done, assholes. That noise you hear is the sound of two fucking idiots falling into a trap. Honestly, how do you get pranked that easily when the person pranking you is OPENLY A MEMBER OF THE CHILDREN OF THE SPIDER?! The key motif here being, SPIDERS! Possibly nature's greatest and most well-known AMBUSH PREDATORS!
I would slow-clap these fucking halfwits, but I need my clapping-hands to hold the book I am reading. The very book, in fact, that details the slow-clap-inducing, penis-in-a-plug-socket levels of fuckupitude Ghastly and Erskine have just exhibited.
Jesus.
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