froodle | (no subject) (Reply)

I am watching the Vampire Diaries. Basically what is happening is, Jammy the Emu was sad because Bonnie and her horrible face don't like him anymore, and Elena and Alaric were worried because, omg, who would be upset at the prospect of LESS BONNIE, and so Jammy and Mongo were hanging out and having beautiful love, but then Klaus decided to interfere with the power of BEING A STUPID COCKY DICKCOCK and then Alaric got run over and was nearly dead, but it's okay because Damon saved him with his SUPER MULLET VAMPIRE POWERS but basically Jammy has left town because his Emuness has spread to his lungs and soon he will drown in a pile of skin-tight jeans and stupid white belts if he doesn't get away from Mystic Falls, and Caroline wasn't in this episode and Stefan was, so basically that sucked.