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froodleI'm back, losers. Somehow I managed to contract a computer virus that required me to reload my entire operating system from scratch, losing all my valuable files and links in the process. I cannot help thinking Liamneeson is punishing me for the whole Nathan/Peter thing. I SAID I WAS SORRY, OKAY?! I HAVE ISSUES AND I DON'T LIKE MOHINDER/SYLAR VERY MUCH AND THAT SEEMS TO BE ALL THERE IS APART FROM PETRELLICEST IN THIS FANDOM AND NATHAN IS SO VERY VERY ATTRACTIVE AND IT CONFUSES ME HOW ATTRACTIVE HE IS AND THEN I MAKE BAD CHOICES WITH MY PORN!
Anyway, I have paid my penance, and now I have returned with an important message for you all. And it is thus: go and watch In Bruges. Seriously. I was going to go watch the new Clone Wars movie and maybe see TDK again this weekend, but I watched In Bruges in the morning and it was so marvellous, I decided to cancel all other plans in favour of an impromptu Colinfest.
Yes, that's right, In Bruges is more awesome than the Dark Knight. I'm not joking. Batbale might be hot-shit when it comes to high-tech gadgetry and fighting crime, but In Bruges has Colin Farrel karate-chopping a midget and calling a skinhead a "bumboy" right before blinding him. Plus awesome lines about Dutch paintings being "rubbish by spastics" and Colin being chased around the town square by fatass American tourists after calling them "a bunch of fucking elephants." Unlucky, TDK, you have been completely outstripped. I was actually going to draw a picture of Colin Farrel ass-raping Batbale to express how superiour In Bruges is, but it's really difficult to draw ass-fuckery with stick figures. So, you get nothing.
...why are you still here? Go buy it on DVD. Or you're gay.
Anyway, I have paid my penance, and now I have returned with an important message for you all. And it is thus: go and watch In Bruges. Seriously. I was going to go watch the new Clone Wars movie and maybe see TDK again this weekend, but I watched In Bruges in the morning and it was so marvellous, I decided to cancel all other plans in favour of an impromptu Colinfest.
Yes, that's right, In Bruges is more awesome than the Dark Knight. I'm not joking. Batbale might be hot-shit when it comes to high-tech gadgetry and fighting crime, but In Bruges has Colin Farrel karate-chopping a midget and calling a skinhead a "bumboy" right before blinding him. Plus awesome lines about Dutch paintings being "rubbish by spastics" and Colin being chased around the town square by fatass American tourists after calling them "a bunch of fucking elephants." Unlucky, TDK, you have been completely outstripped. I was actually going to draw a picture of Colin Farrel ass-raping Batbale to express how superiour In Bruges is, but it's really difficult to draw ass-fuckery with stick figures. So, you get nothing.
...why are you still here? Go buy it on DVD. Or you're gay.
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Date: 2008-08-17 12:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-19 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-19 06:00 pm (UTC)In Bruges rocks *nods* not better then Batman though no matter what you say!
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Date: 2008-08-19 08:20 pm (UTC)Pfft, whatever. I don't see Batbale or the Joker karate-chopping any midgets. Or Harvey, but the midget would probably karate-chop him and then he'd cry like a bitch anyway.
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Date: 2008-08-22 05:11 pm (UTC)I have that image in my head now - DAMN YOU!
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Date: 2008-08-22 06:09 pm (UTC)That would be hilarious, though. Harvey would be all, "Shall I karate-chop this midget? Hmm, why don't I flip a coin to decide?" and while it was up in the air the midget would punch him in the crotch and he'd fall over and start sobbing and Gordon and Mama Gordon and the two little Gordons would be like, "Lame!" and walk off in disgust. Batman would try not to laugh, but he'd fail. Then he'd drive the littlest Gordon home in his Batpod.