...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

I'm watching up on last week's episode of the Vampire Diaries, and I think I've missed an episode somewhere - why isn't Alaric speaking to Damon? Has he finally lost the ability to tolerate the curly-haired mullet? Totally fair excuse, but I will be sad if they don't go back to being boyfriends soon.

Also, I was full-on wigging out that Mongo was going to cheat on Caroline with Barbieklaus, but it turned out all he did was kill and eat that girl, so that's okay. I hope he doesn't end up cheating on her with actual Klaus, though. That would be so much worse for her. STAY GOOD, MONGO. Killing and eating people = okay. Cheating on Caroline = not okay. Those are the rules for werewolves and basically anyone dating Caroline.

Oh COME ON, Dreamwidth! I've been trying to import my fucking LJ updates for two days now! Get it together, slowchops!

Also, I am warming up to American Horror Story. The burned dude who wears a hat is fucking hilarious - that bit where he judges the asshole dad for cheating on his wife, and the asshole dad is like, "You set your whole family on fire!" and the burned dude who wears a hat is all, "Yes, but I was faithful to my wife!" You're awesome, burned dude, and your hat is epic.

I also really liked the storyline about the ghost-maid in episode three. I would like more ghost-maid and hat-wearing burn dude, and less asshole dad and that annoying teenaged boy who is played by the actor who plays every teenage boy ever in the history of time. I am glad the pregnant girl is dead, I hope that's the last we see of her stupid storyline.