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Oct. 30th, 2016 10:39 pmMike;s playing the remastered version of Skyrim and he;s on a mission where this dude is like "oh no my wife fiona was kidnapped by bandits from our farm" and i was like haha its probably jessica lange faking her abduction to escape his shitty cat-piss KNOTTY PIIIIIIINNNNEE farm and then it turns out that is totally the ending of the story and mike ended up telling the guy his wife's dead.
Jessica Lange, man, fucking savage.
Jessica Lange, man, fucking savage.
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Apr. 22nd, 2016 10:16 pmMike just described getting nerdrage over the new Sky ad that has tateinhispants as quicksilver but uses the come and get your love song from guardians and he was all OMG MARVEL AND FOX QUICKSILVERS ARE NOT THE SAME and i was like, oh, you are raging out about nerdy biz? you? i am so astonished CUE CHOKING JOFFREY MEME.
Geek love forever, is basically what im saying.
Geek love forever, is basically what im saying.
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Jan. 22nd, 2012 09:04 pmCatching up on American Horror Story. 1) Violet, please shut up. 2) Tate, PLEASE SHUT UP. 3) Larry, NEVER SHUT UP, kill the asshole dad and move up to a main character instead of a totally awesome recurring one. Also, I think Travis has the most hilarious reaction to becoming a ghost ever: "Man, now I'll never be famous." And crazy!Charles being like, "Oh, I'll helpfully remove your intestines," OH. I would like American Horror Story so much more if the main family weren't in it. I hope one day I have a crazy ghost friend who helpfully offers to remove the intestines of the people I've horribly murdered.
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Jan. 22nd, 2012 09:04 pmCatching up on American Horror Story. 1) Violet, please shut up. 2) Tate, PLEASE SHUT UP. 3) Larry, NEVER SHUT UP, kill the asshole dad and move up to a main character instead of a totally awesome recurring one. Also, I think Travis has the most hilarious reaction to becoming a ghost ever: "Man, now I'll never be famous." And crazy!Charles being like, "Oh, I'll helpfully remove your intestines," OH. I would like American Horror Story so much more if the main family weren't in it. I hope one day I have a crazy ghost friend who helpfully offers to remove the intestines of the people I've horribly murdered.
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Jan. 8th, 2012 11:48 pmOH MY GOD, THAT DAD FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS SUCH A DICK! Pregnant wife tells you she was raped? TO THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR YOU! I think the most crazy thing the wife has done during the whole show was wait eight episodes before shooting that fucking asshole.
Oh, also I quite love the crazy pregnant mistress-ghost. It was hilarious when she told pig-foetus-devil-baby ghost-mum to stop crying because it was really annoying her.
I should never get pregnant. I totally believed Jessica Lange and Francis Conroy when they said eating raw meat-things was good for the baby. Somehow the whole mad cow thing slipped my mind. Good thing I'm not pregnant or a zombie.
Some other stuff happened, it was to do with Tate. I really cannot care about Tate. It's sad because a lot of the show is like, HERE IS TATE AND VIOLET'S BEAUTIFUL LOVE and I'm like, I don't care about either of you. Your teen angst ghost bullshit is boring. Basically all they have going for them is that neither of them is the asshole dad.
Where is the burned dude? He needs to come back. It is a sad day in American Horror Story-land when the burned dude is not around.
I am really tired today. Last night there was a stupid bluebottle in my room, flying around and buzzing and generally being a fucking retard and resisting all my attempts to either kill it or shoo it out of the door or windows. Then this morning when I woke up, the fucking thing was sitting on the window frame like, "Hey, are you gonna let me out now that I'm done keeping you up all night?" I fucking hate bugs.
Oh, also I quite love the crazy pregnant mistress-ghost. It was hilarious when she told pig-foetus-devil-baby ghost-mum to stop crying because it was really annoying her.
I should never get pregnant. I totally believed Jessica Lange and Francis Conroy when they said eating raw meat-things was good for the baby. Somehow the whole mad cow thing slipped my mind. Good thing I'm not pregnant or a zombie.
Some other stuff happened, it was to do with Tate. I really cannot care about Tate. It's sad because a lot of the show is like, HERE IS TATE AND VIOLET'S BEAUTIFUL LOVE and I'm like, I don't care about either of you. Your teen angst ghost bullshit is boring. Basically all they have going for them is that neither of them is the asshole dad.
Where is the burned dude? He needs to come back. It is a sad day in American Horror Story-land when the burned dude is not around.
I am really tired today. Last night there was a stupid bluebottle in my room, flying around and buzzing and generally being a fucking retard and resisting all my attempts to either kill it or shoo it out of the door or windows. Then this morning when I woke up, the fucking thing was sitting on the window frame like, "Hey, are you gonna let me out now that I'm done keeping you up all night?" I fucking hate bugs.
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Jan. 8th, 2012 11:48 pmOH MY GOD, THAT DAD FROM AMERICAN HORROR STORY IS SUCH A DICK! Pregnant wife tells you she was raped? TO THE CRAZY HOUSE FOR YOU! I think the most crazy thing the wife has done during the whole show was wait eight episodes before shooting that fucking asshole.
Oh, also I quite love the crazy pregnant mistress-ghost. It was hilarious when she told pig-foetus-devil-baby ghost-mum to stop crying because it was really annoying her.
I should never get pregnant. I totally believed Jessica Lange and Francis Conroy when they said eating raw meat-things was good for the baby. Somehow the whole mad cow thing slipped my mind. Good thing I'm not pregnant or a zombie.
Some other stuff happened, it was to do with Tate. I really cannot care about Tate. It's sad because a lot of the show is like, HERE IS TATE AND VIOLET'S BEAUTIFUL LOVE and I'm like, I don't care about either of you. Your teen angst ghost bullshit is boring. Basically all they have going for them is that neither of them is the asshole dad.
Where is the burned dude? He needs to come back. It is a sad day in American Horror Story-land when the burned dude is not around.
I am really tired today. Last night there was a stupid bluebottle in my room, flying around and buzzing and generally being a fucking retard and resisting all my attempts to either kill it or shoo it out of the door or windows. Then this morning when I woke up, the fucking thing was sitting on the window frame like, "Hey, are you gonna let me out now that I'm done keeping you up all night?" I fucking hate bugs.
Oh, also I quite love the crazy pregnant mistress-ghost. It was hilarious when she told pig-foetus-devil-baby ghost-mum to stop crying because it was really annoying her.
I should never get pregnant. I totally believed Jessica Lange and Francis Conroy when they said eating raw meat-things was good for the baby. Somehow the whole mad cow thing slipped my mind. Good thing I'm not pregnant or a zombie.
Some other stuff happened, it was to do with Tate. I really cannot care about Tate. It's sad because a lot of the show is like, HERE IS TATE AND VIOLET'S BEAUTIFUL LOVE and I'm like, I don't care about either of you. Your teen angst ghost bullshit is boring. Basically all they have going for them is that neither of them is the asshole dad.
Where is the burned dude? He needs to come back. It is a sad day in American Horror Story-land when the burned dude is not around.
I am really tired today. Last night there was a stupid bluebottle in my room, flying around and buzzing and generally being a fucking retard and resisting all my attempts to either kill it or shoo it out of the door or windows. Then this morning when I woke up, the fucking thing was sitting on the window frame like, "Hey, are you gonna let me out now that I'm done keeping you up all night?" I fucking hate bugs.
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Jan. 3rd, 2012 09:58 pmOh, also, just heard the BEST SUMMARY for America Horror Story ever: "It's like Twilight only instead of Kristen Stewart there's this fucking dick who cheats on his wife, and instead of the vampire and the werewolf there's a raging pregnant ghost and a hot maid who is sometimes an old blind maid and basically they just fight for this dick and then the ghost of Sylar shows up and is bitchy about how retarded everyone is and how much Twilight sucks."
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Jan. 3rd, 2012 09:58 pmOh, also, just heard the BEST SUMMARY for America Horror Story ever: "It's like Twilight only instead of Kristen Stewart there's this fucking dick who cheats on his wife, and instead of the vampire and the werewolf there's a raging pregnant ghost and a hot maid who is sometimes an old blind maid and basically they just fight for this dick and then the ghost of Sylar shows up and is bitchy about how retarded everyone is and how much Twilight sucks."
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Dec. 5th, 2011 08:13 pmAmerican Horror Story is definately improving - Zachary Quinto was awesome in the first installment of the Halloween two-parter. "Oh, but never fear, Count Chocula's here, to add some real class!" OH ZACHARY QUINTO. I wish he would narrate my whole life.
Glee, however, is a piece of shit. Even Idina Menzel's magnificent breasts and Puck's hilarious mohawk/cowlick hybrid can't save it. Finn outing Santana to the entire school and then having the nerve to give her a lecture on the importance of self-acceptance was absolutely disgusting, and what was worse is that instead of kicking him in the nards, she just took it. The only decent bit was Coach Bieste singing Jolene, and whatever, Coach Bieste isn't even a proper character. Also, there's something wrong with that Irish kid's face. I'm ready for everyone in Glee to die now.
Glee, however, is a piece of shit. Even Idina Menzel's magnificent breasts and Puck's hilarious mohawk/cowlick hybrid can't save it. Finn outing Santana to the entire school and then having the nerve to give her a lecture on the importance of self-acceptance was absolutely disgusting, and what was worse is that instead of kicking him in the nards, she just took it. The only decent bit was Coach Bieste singing Jolene, and whatever, Coach Bieste isn't even a proper character. Also, there's something wrong with that Irish kid's face. I'm ready for everyone in Glee to die now.
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Dec. 5th, 2011 08:13 pmAmerican Horror Story is definately improving - Zachary Quinto was awesome in the first installment of the Halloween two-parter. "Oh, but never fear, Count Chocula's here, to add some real class!" OH ZACHARY QUINTO. I wish he would narrate my whole life.
Glee, however, is a piece of shit. Even Idina Menzel's magnificent breasts and Puck's hilarious mohawk/cowlick hybrid can't save it. Finn outing Santana to the entire school and then having the nerve to give her a lecture on the importance of self-acceptance was absolutely disgusting, and what was worse is that instead of kicking him in the nards, she just took it. The only decent bit was Coach Bieste singing Jolene, and whatever, Coach Bieste isn't even a proper character. Also, there's something wrong with that Irish kid's face. I'm ready for everyone in Glee to die now.
Glee, however, is a piece of shit. Even Idina Menzel's magnificent breasts and Puck's hilarious mohawk/cowlick hybrid can't save it. Finn outing Santana to the entire school and then having the nerve to give her a lecture on the importance of self-acceptance was absolutely disgusting, and what was worse is that instead of kicking him in the nards, she just took it. The only decent bit was Coach Bieste singing Jolene, and whatever, Coach Bieste isn't even a proper character. Also, there's something wrong with that Irish kid's face. I'm ready for everyone in Glee to die now.
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Nov. 22nd, 2011 10:13 pmOh COME ON, Dreamwidth! I've been trying to import my fucking LJ updates for two days now! Get it together, slowchops!
Also, I am warming up to American Horror Story. The burned dude who wears a hat is fucking hilarious - that bit where he judges the asshole dad for cheating on his wife, and the asshole dad is like, "You set your whole family on fire!" and the burned dude who wears a hat is all, "Yes, but I was faithful to my wife!" You're awesome, burned dude, and your hat is epic.
I also really liked the storyline about the ghost-maid in episode three. I would like more ghost-maid and hat-wearing burn dude, and less asshole dad and that annoying teenaged boy who is played by the actor who plays every teenage boy ever in the history of time. I am glad the pregnant girl is dead, I hope that's the last we see of her stupid storyline.
Also, I am warming up to American Horror Story. The burned dude who wears a hat is fucking hilarious - that bit where he judges the asshole dad for cheating on his wife, and the asshole dad is like, "You set your whole family on fire!" and the burned dude who wears a hat is all, "Yes, but I was faithful to my wife!" You're awesome, burned dude, and your hat is epic.
I also really liked the storyline about the ghost-maid in episode three. I would like more ghost-maid and hat-wearing burn dude, and less asshole dad and that annoying teenaged boy who is played by the actor who plays every teenage boy ever in the history of time. I am glad the pregnant girl is dead, I hope that's the last we see of her stupid storyline.
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Nov. 22nd, 2011 10:13 pmOh COME ON, Dreamwidth! I've been trying to import my fucking LJ updates for two days now! Get it together, slowchops!
Also, I am warming up to American Horror Story. The burned dude who wears a hat is fucking hilarious - that bit where he judges the asshole dad for cheating on his wife, and the asshole dad is like, "You set your whole family on fire!" and the burned dude who wears a hat is all, "Yes, but I was faithful to my wife!" You're awesome, burned dude, and your hat is epic.
I also really liked the storyline about the ghost-maid in episode three. I would like more ghost-maid and hat-wearing burn dude, and less asshole dad and that annoying teenaged boy who is played by the actor who plays every teenage boy ever in the history of time. I am glad the pregnant girl is dead, I hope that's the last we see of her stupid storyline.
Also, I am warming up to American Horror Story. The burned dude who wears a hat is fucking hilarious - that bit where he judges the asshole dad for cheating on his wife, and the asshole dad is like, "You set your whole family on fire!" and the burned dude who wears a hat is all, "Yes, but I was faithful to my wife!" You're awesome, burned dude, and your hat is epic.
I also really liked the storyline about the ghost-maid in episode three. I would like more ghost-maid and hat-wearing burn dude, and less asshole dad and that annoying teenaged boy who is played by the actor who plays every teenage boy ever in the history of time. I am glad the pregnant girl is dead, I hope that's the last we see of her stupid storyline.
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Nov. 14th, 2011 12:01 amSo I just watched the pilot of American Horror Story. The adverts were all like, FROM THE CREATOR OF GLEE! so I thought it would have singing ghosts and shit, but it was just some ugly ginger twins being ugly and ginger and basically it sucked. I cannot believe they picked this bullshit over Locke and Key. HOW COULD ANYONE CHOOSE UGLY GINGERS OVER NICK STAHL OH MY GOD!
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Nov. 14th, 2011 12:01 amSo I just watched the pilot of American Horror Story. The adverts were all like, FROM THE CREATOR OF GLEE! so I thought it would have singing ghosts and shit, but it was just some ugly ginger twins being ugly and ginger and basically it sucked. I cannot believe they picked this bullshit over Locke and Key. HOW COULD ANYONE CHOOSE UGLY GINGERS OVER NICK STAHL OH MY GOD!
