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Jul. 6th, 2011 11:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleWhat the fuck was that, Supernatural?!
I mean, at first I was quite amused by the fact that even Sam and Dean realise that Twilight is for spackers (take heed, Colin Farrell - at this moment, that means that Sam and Dean are cleverer than you!) and I took a moment to be horrified at the idea of a vampire Justin Bieber, spreading shitty music and ridiculous hair through his infectious bite, and to laugh at the whole "are you wearing glitter?" exchange, but then Dean got bled on and they were all like, "Oh no!", as if there was even the slightest possibility that Dean was going to go full-on vampire. Whatever, Supernatural. Though his horror at realising he was going full-Pattinson was quite amusing.
Also, that whole bit about the Alpha vampire is totally ripped off from Lost Boys 3, and who the fuck is so desperate for ideas that they rip off a straight-to-video Corey Feldman movie? I say that with all of my love, but come on! If they follow up on this bullshit, I completely demand a Frog Brothers cameo later in the season.
Also, is it just me or is Jared Padalecki's head even more massively over-sized than it was last year? His forehead is so big now, he's a bigger slaphead than the actual bald X-Files guy. Either his head is getting bigger, or his body is shrinking, possibly because his spine is slowly crumbling under the pressure of supporting his gigantic skull. Oh my God, he's hideous, why did they ever bring him back? If he'd stayed in hell, it could just be Dean and his guitar-leg from now on.
I mean, at first I was quite amused by the fact that even Sam and Dean realise that Twilight is for spackers (take heed, Colin Farrell - at this moment, that means that Sam and Dean are cleverer than you!) and I took a moment to be horrified at the idea of a vampire Justin Bieber, spreading shitty music and ridiculous hair through his infectious bite, and to laugh at the whole "are you wearing glitter?" exchange, but then Dean got bled on and they were all like, "Oh no!", as if there was even the slightest possibility that Dean was going to go full-on vampire. Whatever, Supernatural. Though his horror at realising he was going full-Pattinson was quite amusing.
Also, that whole bit about the Alpha vampire is totally ripped off from Lost Boys 3, and who the fuck is so desperate for ideas that they rip off a straight-to-video Corey Feldman movie? I say that with all of my love, but come on! If they follow up on this bullshit, I completely demand a Frog Brothers cameo later in the season.
Also, is it just me or is Jared Padalecki's head even more massively over-sized than it was last year? His forehead is so big now, he's a bigger slaphead than the actual bald X-Files guy. Either his head is getting bigger, or his body is shrinking, possibly because his spine is slowly crumbling under the pressure of supporting his gigantic skull. Oh my God, he's hideous, why did they ever bring him back? If he'd stayed in hell, it could just be Dean and his guitar-leg from now on.
