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froodleDamn you, Smallville. You're like the abusive boyfriend I never had; always smacking me around with your stupid, stupid Lana-centric stories, putting me in the hospital because my sheer rage at Clark's superdickery causes my spleen to rupture, splattering everyone around me with pure venom that melts the skin from their faces... And yet every time I try to break free, you reel me back in with Lex and his Magical Nipples and tales of body-switching Prom Queens and my God, was I the only one in hysterics over Clark stealing Chloe's tiara? "That crown is mine, bitch!" Oh Clark. All you ever wanted to do was be a Prom Queen.
In other news, saw the start of Stargate: Atlantis season 2 over the weekend, and Ronon Dex? Needs a good slap. He is the male equivilent of Busty McMidriff and that alone earns my hatred, but in a universe where mankind are bred like cattle to feed an alien race, who the fuck wears their hair like one of the Wraith? He's like the futuristic version of annoying middle-class white English kids who go around talking and dressing like black ghetto kids. I bet he crashes Wraith houseparties and is all like, "What up. G? Word to my homies!" and the Wraith are like, "Who the fuck is this jerk? Oh well. Let's put a tracker on him and hunt him for sport!"
You know who I really hate? That fucking monkey from the Coco Pops advert. There's this one where he and some stupid punk skater racoon are at some stupid punk skater concert for stupid punk skaters, and there are these rats playing and the fucking monkey is going on about how much they suck, like he could do any better with his shitty jungle friends (and why the fuck is he mates with a racoon, anyway? Racoons don't live in the jungle! Fuck you, Coco Pop monkey!) so then he and the shitty racoon decide to forcefeed some Coco Pops to the rats, and the rats teeth all break and Coco Monkey is like "What are they so ratty about?" Probably the fact that you broke all their teeth with your shitty cereal, jerk!
Man, I hate that monkey.
In other news, saw the start of Stargate: Atlantis season 2 over the weekend, and Ronon Dex? Needs a good slap. He is the male equivilent of Busty McMidriff and that alone earns my hatred, but in a universe where mankind are bred like cattle to feed an alien race, who the fuck wears their hair like one of the Wraith? He's like the futuristic version of annoying middle-class white English kids who go around talking and dressing like black ghetto kids. I bet he crashes Wraith houseparties and is all like, "What up. G? Word to my homies!" and the Wraith are like, "Who the fuck is this jerk? Oh well. Let's put a tracker on him and hunt him for sport!"
You know who I really hate? That fucking monkey from the Coco Pops advert. There's this one where he and some stupid punk skater racoon are at some stupid punk skater concert for stupid punk skaters, and there are these rats playing and the fucking monkey is going on about how much they suck, like he could do any better with his shitty jungle friends (and why the fuck is he mates with a racoon, anyway? Racoons don't live in the jungle! Fuck you, Coco Pop monkey!) so then he and the shitty racoon decide to forcefeed some Coco Pops to the rats, and the rats teeth all break and Coco Monkey is like "What are they so ratty about?" Probably the fact that you broke all their teeth with your shitty cereal, jerk!
Man, I hate that monkey.
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Date: 2005-11-03 09:37 pm (UTC)I think I shall pass out tomorrow morning - I dont want to do it!
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Date: 2005-11-03 09:43 pm (UTC)Blah, I haven't even printed off that note thing and I can't get onto the fucking intranet and I don't know what time or where my exam is and it's all very, very annoying.
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Date: 2005-11-03 09:46 pm (UTC)G4 9am tomorrow
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Date: 2005-11-03 09:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-03 09:57 pm (UTC)Which reminds me, - fireworks tomorrow,
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Date: 2005-11-03 10:05 pm (UTC)And yay, fireworks! Someone has been letting them off in the park this evening. I watched for a while, but then I decided to watch TV.
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Date: 2005-11-03 10:12 pm (UTC)Just have to find out how to geth there! Hannah said she would meet us and we could get a cab and split the cost? otherwise its the bus I think 9I hate not having my car with me)
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Date: 2005-11-03 10:51 pm (UTC)I think if you ring Metroline they tell you which bus you need to get.
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Date: 2005-11-03 10:59 pm (UTC)So you hat eme then? charming!
Its 2 and 12 but dont know where to get it
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Date: 2005-11-03 11:19 pm (UTC)Stupid no-nothing Jedi.
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Date: 2005-11-03 11:22 pm (UTC)charmed