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Jan. 10th, 2006 08:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
froodleOkay, why did nobody tell me That 70's Show was so awesome? I bought it because it was on sale and I vaguely recalled Ashton Kutcher wearing many a tight shirt and reminding me of a guy I had a crush on in college. I didn't expect to be sitting there howling with laughter or squealing over how adorable Fez is.
And I certainly didn't expect to be having a religious experiance, unless Ashton Kutcher's waxed manchest was involved in some form. You see, lately, I've been going through something of a spiritual crisis. I've been worried. There are times when I think that I might be shallow, that in my never-ending quest to watch pretty boys kissing and occaisonally murder small children, I could be missing out on the better things in life. Who knows, there could be more to the Star Wars prequel than Hayden Christensen in black leather and eyeliner. It might be about good, and evil, and the importance of protected sex and not falling into lava like a total dumbass.
And then, just when I'm begining to doubt myself, WHAM! The heavens open, and God says unto me, "Behold, young Froodle, I give you Eric Foreman and that kid from Third Rock From The Sun that you had a crush on, snogging!" Don't you see? This proves that I'm following the right path; God doesn't want me to care about the nature of the soul or the state of the world - he just wants me to watch Joseph Gorden Levitt snogging other men.
Also, I think Smallville would be massively improved if we just replaced Clark with a super-powered Kelso, Lana with Jackie andLex with Fez let the good times roll.
And I certainly didn't expect to be having a religious experiance, unless Ashton Kutcher's waxed manchest was involved in some form. You see, lately, I've been going through something of a spiritual crisis. I've been worried. There are times when I think that I might be shallow, that in my never-ending quest to watch pretty boys kissing and occaisonally murder small children, I could be missing out on the better things in life. Who knows, there could be more to the Star Wars prequel than Hayden Christensen in black leather and eyeliner. It might be about good, and evil, and the importance of protected sex and not falling into lava like a total dumbass.
And then, just when I'm begining to doubt myself, WHAM! The heavens open, and God says unto me, "Behold, young Froodle, I give you Eric Foreman and that kid from Third Rock From The Sun that you had a crush on, snogging!" Don't you see? This proves that I'm following the right path; God doesn't want me to care about the nature of the soul or the state of the world - he just wants me to watch Joseph Gorden Levitt snogging other men.
Also, I think Smallville would be massively improved if we just replaced Clark with a super-powered Kelso, Lana with Jackie and
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Date: 2006-01-10 11:14 pm (UTC)2: Well obviously Clive is denied all the rights most people take for granted. Access to oxygen, for example.
3: Alright, but only because I can't find anything and I'm frightened of the Pitt.
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Date: 2006-01-10 11:25 pm (UTC)2. I have na image of him in my head wearing leather and eyeliner now and its YOUR FAULT
3. I feel slightly naucious now
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Date: 2006-01-10 11:28 pm (UTC)2: ...aaaand now so do I. You go to the Speicla Hell for this, whore!
3: Because of the Pitt or That 70's Show slash or the horror discussed above?
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Date: 2006-01-10 11:37 pm (UTC)2. At least you get to suffer with me
3. The horror discussed above definitely
MY EYES
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Date: 2006-01-10 11:40 pm (UTC)2: But I'm the innocent victim in this, so I don't have to go to Hell for it. Of course, there is the little matter of all my other sins, but I can always repent later.
3: The horror. The horrible, horrible horror!
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:02 am (UTC)The flick is so much beter
2. You'll be in hell getting all toasty anyway :P
3. I know, I had to spork my eyes
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:25 am (UTC)2: At least I'll be warm there.
3: Given that it was your brain that the DOOM originated from, I suggest it is that which needs a good sporking.
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:28 am (UTC)Also true, I nearly got blown over today
.... err also true, whats wrong with you tonight?!
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:34 am (UTC)Or maybe I was right all along and only now does your tiny Snithylike brain comprehend my true glory.
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-11 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-11 12:56 am (UTC):S AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Date: 2006-01-11 12:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-11 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-11 01:26 am (UTC)No, no Bo Duke, it was just a joke, I'm not really a cow stop touching my lady parts!
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Date: 2006-01-11 08:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-11 09:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-01-11 10:43 pm (UTC)Do you like this?
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a337/Beckyc_m_Avatars/pictures/christiankane.jpg
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Date: 2006-01-12 12:57 am (UTC)And no, he looks weird.
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Date: 2006-01-12 07:30 am (UTC)I didnt like it either but you know you have weird taste
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Date: 2006-01-12 08:25 pm (UTC)