...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

So, I was going to tell you all about this amazing website I found that basically retells myths and folklore and fairytales in like, people-words, and how that story I heard about, that I thought had canon mpreg, was about Loki fucking a horse, as a girl-horse, and then having that horse's eight-legged horse babies, basically so Odin didn't have to pay a giant dude for building Asgard, and then what happens is that Odin keeps the horse, and all the gods get a hall in Asgard,except Loki, even though getting boned by a demon horse is the ABSOLUTE EPITOME of taking one for the team, and it was hilarious and about Odin just being massively douchey in an amazing way, but I can't tell you about that right now, because I just watched the Breakfast Club and it was AMAZING and basically, Judd Nelson gets all the blowjobs from now on. Like, all the blowjobs that are not specifically earmarked for Colin Farrell? Those are Judd Nelson's blowjobs right there.

Anyway, I am full of zucchini fries and chocolate mousse and some cocktail, I dunno, it was nice, so I'm going to take a bath and go to bed and maybe tomorrow I will tell you about the website I found and how pimping your friends to demon horses to avoid paying your bills is how I'm going to live my life from now on.

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