
So it turned out the reason that Alaric wasn't speaking to Damon last week was because Damon killed him again. Personally I don't think it should count if Damon kills you when he knows you're wearing an eternity ring, because it's not like you'll be gone long or suffer any lasting damage. Alaric's being a baby about the whole thing, if you ask me. HOWEVER, their makeup scene was beautiful and lovely so I'm okay with it, and really the whole show should be abou Alaric and Damon and their epic beautiful love. Maybe Caroline could have some scenes too, at least until Candice Accola gets a role on a series that is actually worthy of her talent.
ALSO! I watched an episode of Criminal Minds tonight where the Ratteous Finneganeous was running around ripping people open and taking their organs to eat later, and then it turned out that the Ratteous Finneganeous was Sam from Ginger Snaps, and everyone was like LOL HE'S CRAZY and I was like DUDE NO HE IS TRANSFORMING INTO A WEREWOLF STOP TOUCHING HIM OH GOD YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
He didn't, though. I like to pretend that after they flew away on the PLANE OF MAGICAL CRIME-AWARENESS, Sam went full werewolf and smashed his way out of prison and ate everyone, and then he and Bridgette found each other and ran away to have beautiful werewolf adventures out in the world. That would be best.
My brother's cat is very annoying. He keeps trying to put his horrible black fur on my pillow. I don't approve of this shit.