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Also, omfg Katharine Isabelle, be less beautiful and perfect. I have limited feelings and you are using them all up.


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Watching American Mary, just straight up burst into tears at the ending because the revenge-driven serial killing medical student and the strip club owner who tortures and mutilates people didn't get their happily ever after together. Probably safe to say I am about to go swimming in the crimson tide. Icecream and bed, self. Icecream and bed.


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So it turned out the reason that Alaric wasn't speaking to Damon last week was because Damon killed him again. Personally I don't think it should count if Damon kills you when he knows you're wearing an eternity ring, because it's not like you'll be gone long or suffer any lasting damage. Alaric's being a baby about the whole thing, if you ask me. HOWEVER, their makeup scene was beautiful and lovely so I'm okay with it, and really the whole show should be abou Alaric and Damon and their epic beautiful love. Maybe Caroline could have some scenes too, at least until Candice Accola gets a role on a series that is actually worthy of her talent.

ALSO! I watched an episode of Criminal Minds tonight where the Ratteous Finneganeous was running around ripping people open and taking their organs to eat later, and then it turned out that the Ratteous Finneganeous was Sam from Ginger Snaps, and everyone was like LOL HE'S CRAZY and I was like DUDE NO HE IS TRANSFORMING INTO A WEREWOLF STOP TOUCHING HIM OH GOD YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

He didn't, though. I like to pretend that after they flew away on the PLANE OF MAGICAL CRIME-AWARENESS, Sam went full werewolf and smashed his way out of prison and ate everyone, and then he and Bridgette found each other and ran away to have beautiful werewolf adventures out in the world. That would be best.

My brother's cat is very annoying. He keeps trying to put his horrible black fur on my pillow. I don't approve of this shit.
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So it turned out the reason that Alaric wasn't speaking to Damon last week was because Damon killed him again. Personally I don't think it should count if Damon kills you when he knows you're wearing an eternity ring, because it's not like you'll be gone long or suffer any lasting damage. Alaric's being a baby about the whole thing, if you ask me. HOWEVER, their makeup scene was beautiful and lovely so I'm okay with it, and really the whole show should be abou Alaric and Damon and their epic beautiful love. Maybe Caroline could have some scenes too, at least until Candice Accola gets a role on a series that is actually worthy of her talent.

ALSO! I watched an episode of Criminal Minds tonight where the Ratteous Finneganeous was running around ripping people open and taking their organs to eat later, and then it turned out that the Ratteous Finneganeous was Sam from Ginger Snaps, and everyone was like LOL HE'S CRAZY and I was like DUDE NO HE IS TRANSFORMING INTO A WEREWOLF STOP TOUCHING HIM OH GOD YOU'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

He didn't, though. I like to pretend that after they flew away on the PLANE OF MAGICAL CRIME-AWARENESS, Sam went full werewolf and smashed his way out of prison and ate everyone, and then he and Bridgette found each other and ran away to have beautiful werewolf adventures out in the world. That would be best.

My brother's cat is very annoying. He keeps trying to put his horrible black fur on my pillow. I don't approve of this shit.
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That hairy palms scene in Ginger Snaps: Unleashed? Best scene in a werewolf movie, ever, full stop. And aww, poor Whitney. He never get a break. Dating Lana, getting blown up, getting replaced by a shape-shifting lesbian psycho, and being fed to a werewolf over something you didn't even do? Harsh, man.
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That hairy palms scene in Ginger Snaps: Unleashed? Best scene in a werewolf movie, ever, full stop. And aww, poor Whitney. He never get a break. Dating Lana, getting blown up, getting replaced by a shape-shifting lesbian psycho, and being fed to a werewolf over something you didn't even do? Harsh, man.
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Normally I love the IMDB. It's the Holy Grail of movie geekdom and the next best thing to a cure for those of us who suffer from HITS*.

But I could really have done without knowing that Tino and Dash X are played by the same guy. I keep imagining Dash getting all worked up about not being awarded a Yearbook Superlative or tricking Mars into buying a load of stupid stuffed dogs or being forced to dress up as a mime and consequently developing an irrational fear of seagulls.

In other news, Ginger Snaps Back is awesome. If you disgree with me, clearly you don't have a proper head.

*HITS: "Hey, isn't that...?" syndrome.
froodle: (reading porns)
Normally I love the IMDB. It's the Holy Grail of movie geekdom and the next best thing to a cure for those of us who suffer from HITS*.

But I could really have done without knowing that Tino and Dash X are played by the same guy. I keep imagining Dash getting all worked up about not being awarded a Yearbook Superlative or tricking Mars into buying a load of stupid stuffed dogs or being forced to dress up as a mime and consequently developing an irrational fear of seagulls.

In other news, Ginger Snaps Back is awesome. If you disgree with me, clearly you don't have a proper head.

*HITS: "Hey, isn't that...?" syndrome.

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