...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Oh thank God, he's not a zombie.

Now I'm up to the part where Mohinder injects himself with a magical potion that gives him the ability to be butch. He even has sex with a lady! Okay, it's just Sylar's aggravating sloppy seconds from the season before, but still. Of course, now he's turning into some kind of melty dinosaur thingie, so that sucks. Poor Mohinder. Your attempts to use science to help you attain some level of socially acceptable masculinity have failed, and now not only are you still the seven year old girl you always were, now you're a seven year old girl who looks like a rejected Power Rangers baddie.

Also, ADAM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blargh! i have been off work the last two days with an ear infection and it is utterly horrible. Not being off work, obviously, although given the choice I would prefer to save my sick days for times I don't feel so awful, but the ear infection part of it. I get them a lot, so I pretty much know what to expect, but that doesn't make it less shitty.

So, I'm sat here trying to eat this bowl of cereal, because I'm starving but also kind of nauseous from the pain in my head, and I'm watching Power Rangers (because I've finished the third season of the Tribe and damn it, I'm ill, I deserve more Dwayne Cameron!) and you know, off your face with pain and exhaustion and sleeping pills that don't fucking work for moer than an hour at a time, it becomes strangely compelling. Dwayne Cameron will now be known as Pretty Soldier Sailor Bray for the rest of his days, due to his excessively sparkly transformation sequence. No kidding, it's approximately 98% more sparkly than any of the other Rangers. He even does the Sailor Mercury staff-twirly-around thing.

There was something else I came on here to say, but I can't remember what it was. Pretty Soldier Sailor Bray and Falcor should totally team up though. FALCOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Oh my God, I am so out of it.

Oh no. Oh KC. Oh, say it isn't so! KC becomes the latest Tribe alumni to go the Way of the Ranger.

Seriously, I am totally not ready for the thought of KC in spandex. I feel entirely dirty just thinking about it. I'm going to bed!

ETA: Oh God look at him he's really attractive! What's wrong with me?! I'm going to Hell!

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
froodle goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Elphaba Thropp.
ajmckay gives you 16 teal pineapple-flavoured gumdrops.
alt_baie gives you 10 yellow pineapple-flavoured pieces of taffy.
chibimarchy gives you 6 light blue mint-flavoured gummy bats.
dissident_dream tricks you! You get a dead frog.
imbeiaiel tricks you! You get a clothespin.
thestorymaker gives you 19 brown spearmint-flavoured gumdrops.
froodle ends up with 51 pieces of candy, a dead frog, and a clothespin.
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I would just like to point out that that sort of behaviour is typical of The Southernator, aka Snithy, aka the Halloween Grinch. ( Behold, scientific proof of my claims! )

And in other news, ( I bet you'd thought I'd let this go, didn't you? Well, you were wrong! )

Let's do a meme, loserfaces:

1) make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (that way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)

2) ask your flist to post questions in the comments.

for example: 'one, nine and fifteen are chosen by a prophecy to save the world from four. do they succeed?'
'under what circumstances might five and seven fall in love?'
'which character on the list would you most want on your side in a zombie invasion?'
'write a drabble in which three and five fight crime.' (...possibly not technically a question.)

3) after your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the fifteen characters you selected beforehand, then post them.

In other news, it's the first of October, which means I should be putting my Halloween decorations up right about now, but I just spent most of the afternoon watching Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive and I'm pretty sure I now have massive brain damage as a result. Of course, you could argue that in order to have wasted a whole afternoon watching Power Rangers I must have been pretty retarded in the first place, to which I say SHUT UP DON'T JUDGE ME ASSHOLES!

It was pretty fucking hilarious, though - Bray wanders around dressed as a Jedi Padawan, gets turned into a dinosaur (which incidentally is still a better plot line than all three Star Wars prequels put together), has a really quite marvelous Dilandau-esque "no my pretty face!" moment as a result, cries about some gay broken crystal, gets turned human again, gets melted (twice), gets reconstituted (twice), almost gets tentacle-raped (twice), broods (a lot), angsts (a lot), questions his leadership abilities (a lot), bitchslaps a bunch of people with his magical liquid mercury bitch-slappin' hands, steals a hat, tries to flirt with a pretty girl and ends up looking like a spastic, starts stripping in public (the Black Ranger stops him, FAIL, Black Ranger), tries talking like a homie, asks a lot of questions about breakfast foods (I know wtf), has a girlfriend that he thinks is dead that turns out not to be dead and is played by Beth Allen (although at least this time she wasn't faking her own death to get out of dating him), gets attacked by cats in robot battle armour about a million times, and drives a police car that is not as awesome as Zoots.

Anyway, now I'm going to make a cup of tea and watch the Wire, and probably get mad that nobody gets turned into dinosaurs. Sigh. Oh the Wire, you were so nearly perfect.

So I'm off work today, and I'm wandering around town checking out which stores have their Halloween goodies in yet (answer: not enough of them) and I see that Woolworths is having a sale on Power Rangers DVDs. Clearly, this is a sign from Liamneeson that I must partake of Bray-in-Spandex-related glee, and as I always obey Liamneeson in all things, I bring you:

( Ghost Cupcakes )

( The Game )

( Ghost Zoot is in your house... )

( ...banging your dead girlfriend! )

Holy fucking shit, you guys, look what I found while searching for pictures of Dwayne Cameron on Google having a rich and fulfilled life in the outside world! Bray is a fucking Power Ranger! I guess now we know what the Technos were doing with all those people who kept disappearing over the last two seasons. I bet that's what happened to Chloe and Ved, too.

ETA: Hahahahhh, his Power Ranger robot thing is a fire engine. I am crying with laughter as I write this. I have to obtain this series at ANY COST! Or, you know, YouTube it.

ETA2: I am sorry, I could not resist: ( Bray, Power Ranger Extrordinairre )