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froodleVery disturbing conversation with Johnathan last night. Talking about the movie version of John Connolly's "Bad Men":
F: So, who do you think they'll cast as the giant policeman?
J: Tom Hanks.
F: Why?!
J: Because people always cast Tom Hanks in movies I want to see, just to spite me.
F: Fucking Holywood.
J: At least it's not a Charlie Parker movie. They'd probably cast Tom Hanks as Bird.
F: Eww! Never say that again.
J: And Mr T as Louis.
F: I'll cut you!
J: Heh.
F: Idris Elba* would be good as Louis. Providing he could to the accent.
J: They could get Christian Kane to do the voice-over.
F: He's from Louisiana, not fucking Texas!
J: True. Plus we need Christian Kane to play Angel.
F: *disgusted noise*
J: What? He's short, white, has curly hair and pouty lips. He's perfect.
F: Angel doesn't have pouty lips.
J: I always imagined him with pouty lips.
F: You ruin my life.
J: I know.
F: Can you imagine how weird it would be to have Lindsey playing a character called Angel? It breaks my mind.
J: We could get David Boreanaz to play Louis. With facepaint.
F: I hate you so bad.
J: *evil laugh*
My brother is a sick, sick puppy.
*Idris Elba = Vaughan Rice in "Ultraviolet".
F: So, who do you think they'll cast as the giant policeman?
J: Tom Hanks.
F: Why?!
J: Because people always cast Tom Hanks in movies I want to see, just to spite me.
F: Fucking Holywood.
J: At least it's not a Charlie Parker movie. They'd probably cast Tom Hanks as Bird.
F: Eww! Never say that again.
J: And Mr T as Louis.
F: I'll cut you!
J: Heh.
F: Idris Elba* would be good as Louis. Providing he could to the accent.
J: They could get Christian Kane to do the voice-over.
F: He's from Louisiana, not fucking Texas!
J: True. Plus we need Christian Kane to play Angel.
F: *disgusted noise*
J: What? He's short, white, has curly hair and pouty lips. He's perfect.
F: Angel doesn't have pouty lips.
J: I always imagined him with pouty lips.
F: You ruin my life.
J: I know.
F: Can you imagine how weird it would be to have Lindsey playing a character called Angel? It breaks my mind.
J: We could get David Boreanaz to play Louis. With facepaint.
F: I hate you so bad.
J: *evil laugh*
My brother is a sick, sick puppy.
*Idris Elba = Vaughan Rice in "Ultraviolet".
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Date: 2004-08-26 09:33 am (UTC)and he only said the pouty lip thing because of the brad pitt associations.
and tom hanks should be cast as angel*. because tom hanks has been growing a bit, and im not talking about his beard.
*anyone who takes on the name of angel has therefore joined the angelcollective whereby such borglike improvements like metal tubes, such as the tube of coolness are inserted to strengthen and canonize all features, being subject to this collective also means an obligatory clause, meaning that should said character ever be televisionised they must be played by david boreanaz or david boreanaz lookalike.
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Date: 2004-08-26 10:59 am (UTC)2) Do not. Ever. Mention Brad Pitt in connection with ANYTHING I like. In fact, don't mention Brad Pitt AT ALL.
3) I don't think JC's Angel is fat, despite Louis' joke about cathedral burglary. So, you are unfunny and fat, like Tom from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
4) Someone should reshoot King Arthur with David Boreanaz as Arthur. Just for the weirdness of Angel/Hornblower subtext.
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Date: 2004-08-26 11:02 am (UTC)2.) ha ha. *sniggers unpolitely*
3.) he is fat by reference. angelcollective an such.
4.) yes.
5.) gir = funny