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froodleI had my last Jurisprudence seminar today. I'm going to miss it like crazy next semester. Today's topics of discussion:
1) Americans don't have jurisprudence. They just steal it from us and add some references to baseball and the holes in doughnuts to make it sound more American.
2) American chocolate tastes foul and makes you fatter than English or Canadian chocolate. Someone somewhere is rubbing their hands together and laughing evilly.
3) Probably not George Bush, though, since he lacks the intellectual capacity needed for evil laughter.
4) We miss Bill Clinton. His scandals were funny.
5) If George Bush got a blowjob in the White House, he still wouldn't get kicked out; people would just say it made him more human. Also, said blowjob would probably be from Tony Blair.
6) Hercules is merely a device for injecting some homoerotic subtext into work that would otherwise just be baseball analogies and doughnut holes.
7) Whether Colin Farrell as Alexander is better than Brad Pitt as Achilles (a fairly even split on this, although we agree unanimously that Orlando Bloom as Paris sucks and that the fight scene between him and Redbeard was hilarious: "Oh shit, crows!")
1) Americans don't have jurisprudence. They just steal it from us and add some references to baseball and the holes in doughnuts to make it sound more American.
2) American chocolate tastes foul and makes you fatter than English or Canadian chocolate. Someone somewhere is rubbing their hands together and laughing evilly.
3) Probably not George Bush, though, since he lacks the intellectual capacity needed for evil laughter.
4) We miss Bill Clinton. His scandals were funny.
5) If George Bush got a blowjob in the White House, he still wouldn't get kicked out; people would just say it made him more human. Also, said blowjob would probably be from Tony Blair.
6) Hercules is merely a device for injecting some homoerotic subtext into work that would otherwise just be baseball analogies and doughnut holes.
7) Whether Colin Farrell as Alexander is better than Brad Pitt as Achilles (a fairly even split on this, although we agree unanimously that Orlando Bloom as Paris sucks and that the fight scene between him and Redbeard was hilarious: "Oh shit, crows!")
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Date: 2004-11-30 09:29 pm (UTC)also: HAHAHAHA @ chocolate.
and they'd call it a bushism or claim it was paid for by his father.
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Date: 2004-12-07 01:44 pm (UTC)So true! :)