...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Pfft, don't let that stop you! I intend to live in a house like a hermit with cats and be "Crazy Cat Lady" and scare all the neighbourhood children! :D

But then, I am a strange and troubled person ...

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froodle

Dude, that's my goal in life! You had better not move into my neighbourhood - much like Immortals, in the end, there can be only one Crazy Cat Lady.

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But then we could have Crazy Cat Lady battles and REALLY scare the children! :D And then we could team up together before having big fights again ... it would make life exciting!

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Andandand our cats would get super-strong from battling such worthy opponents, and we'd totally be rivals but join forces to defeat a common foe, like Angry Snapping Turtle Man from three towns over and omg it would be Awesome! We should so do that.

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Exactly! We'd take over the world and rule it as the Crazy Cat Queens! And our cats would be a secret police force! :D

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Could they wear cool Secret Policin' Hats and be a force of terror for honest citizens due to their immense political power?

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They might have to be collars but yes, totally! And people will have to hide and try to avoid it!

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Amd we can have one family who hides in a secret room behind a bookcase and the youngest daughter writes a diary about life under the Secret Cat Police Reign of Terror and it will become a bestseller in years to come.

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Definietely!

*laughing a lot*

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We will be famous! Rich and famous!

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Ha. I watched that movie for the first time a year ago with a friend who's a huge fan. It's, uh, funny *coughs* Really funny. Do you know that music clip - ah, what is it - some pseudo goth band re-enacts the whole dangling-from-train-bridge-thing and such. I have to look it up. It would probably help if knew the name of the band and/or the song. Damn.

Right. Now I imagine you in front of the mirror talking to your non-existent facial hair.

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Infidel! You sneer at the Lost Boys at your own peril. It was one of my defining movies growing up; without fail, every time we had rice, my brother and I would ask each other if we were enjoying our maggots. Ditto with the whole noodles/worms thing, although we didn't get those very often on account of being horrendously messy and uncivilised children.

And don't joke, it has totally happened. I was a Zombie Pirate last Halloween, and the year before I was Dryden from Escaflowne, who basically is a scruffy unshaven hippy dude, and I would stand in front of the mirror every day and check for stubble. Then on the actual night, I would admit defeat and scribble on my chin with an eyebrow pencil.

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Aaaaaaah, GREAT!! Thanks a whole lot, this has bothered me *offers cookie and waltzes off to youtube*

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^_^* Sorry about that, but it's the 69 Eyes.

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No problem, thanks!

On that note, how's the ~~porn~~ writing going? *twitches slightly*

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Heh. It's coming along. I've been sort of distracted, though, putting out the first part of a Trigun fic, first part of an FMA fic, and the first part of a Real Bout High School fic I've not yet posted, and a few poems. Admittedly (admittably?) they are slashy poems (like I write anything else) but, still, just poems.

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Oh DEAR, you are being busy o__O Wow. That is so great! I'm very glad you're getting along so well with the writing (not for the selfish reason, with everything you write).

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I am, it's a lot of work. I've got most of a Samurai Champloo fic done, and I'm nearly done with the second part of Real Bout. Also. *blushes* Thank you. I'm really glad people like my writing.

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Sweet Heavens! And I'm agonizing over a short piece of porn - I've got it mapped out in my, uh, head (grimaces), but I can't seem to write it down.

You do write marvellously. If this is a real word, that is.

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I usually do the same. For instance, the Part IV of my FMA fic just will not cooperate. Like, at all. It seems so simple to get from Point A (Ed masturbating and fantasizing) to Point B (Roy walking in and, ahem, "taking over") but, in reality, it sucks getting all of that put in the right order. What fandom is it in, if you don't mind my asking?

Yes, it is, and thank you so much. :)

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It seems so simple to get from Point A (Ed masturbating and fantasizing) to Point B (Roy walking in and, ahem, "taking over") but, in reality, it sucks getting all of that put in the right order.
Sounds veeeeery good to me :D But yeah, I know. The "bridges" between can be a real bitch. And right now I just can't seem to make myself sit down and concentrate on it. Doesn't help that I've always held the opinion that it has to flow right out of me, and that actual effort will end in shambles anyway.

What fandom is it in, if you don't mind my asking?
RPS, Carl Barât/Adam Green. I've actually got three bunnies now, but thinking about it is way more easy than writing it down *headdesk*

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Also . . . *headdesk* *is bright red* Ever since reading that scanlated doujin about two brother bunnies and running through

froodle's backlogged LJ entries, I'm planning on re-reading Watership Down, turning some of the bunnies into furries (half-human, half-animal creatures) and putting on, ah, a "show" for her. *headdesk* I've got to be the worst person ever.

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You know, I'd SO read that. Of course, I'm already going to hell for RPS, so whatever *shrugs*

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Heh. Good to know I'm not the only one that feels that way. What pairings do you read? *eyes icon* Besides the obvious, of course.

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My RPS OTP is Adam Green/Carl Barât *flashes icon* Their own fault. They shouldn't feel each other up in the backseat of a limousine / kiss and cuddle openly / snuggle up on a hotel bed if they don't like it. And yeah, musician RPS mostly, but no special pairing otherwise. Uuuh, no, I'm lying - I *love* John Lennon/George Harrison. And some actors if they get thrown my way. I'd kill for some Aaron/Rollo *lol*

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I'll try that if I ever get around to RPS. I still live in fear of having my door kicked in by the Feds or something. However, seeing as I live in Bumfuck, TX, that's a lot less scary than the thought of hillbillies . . .

I swore, a very long time ago, I would never, ever get into RPS. Now, you need to know that a very long time ago I also cringed at the thought of two men being together, let alone three, or four, or toys or foodstuffs or handcuffs. My OTP is AFI's Javey (Jade and Davey) which I blame solely on Jade1x2. All. Her. FAULT. She writes all this totally hot slash and even has a few Good Omens fics, which are incredibly hard to find. If I ever get my hands on the book version with FOOTNOTES, because I'm not buying any other one, then I am so writing a snarkfest Crowley x Aziraphale.

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I still live in fear of having my door kicked in by the Feds or something. However, seeing as I live in Bumfuck, TX, that's a lot less scary than the thought of hillbillies . . .
*LMAO*

Now, you need to know that a very long time ago I also cringed at the thought of two men being together, let alone three, or four, or toys or foodstuffs or handcuffs.
*ROTFL* I started with seaQuest fanfic when I was 13 or so and extremely innocent, my X-Files stuff had at least hints of sex, and then about five years ago I wrote my first slash, where there were slight hints at oral sex. At that time I was for some reason grossed out by stuff like RPS, anal, or anything kinkier than, say, blindfolding. How times change *cough*

Aww, haven't read GO yet, but I love Neil Gaiman (someone write Richard/Marquis slash pweaaaase), and Terry Pratchett = GOD.

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Dude! Oh my God, you have to do that! Captain Holly is totally gay for Bigwig.

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*snickers* I'm working on it. Re-reading Watership Down this afternoon, as it's hot and my eyes hurt so I can't watch TV anymore. Any other preferred pairings?

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I've been reading it at work and trying to educate my own bunnies with the illustrated copy - not that it works, Thlayli just either tries to eat the paper or falls asleep; Alan, Jess and I were going to watch it on Friday, but Jess said the baby bunnies were too young for the scary film version and I left the cutesy series at home.

I'm trying to think now; of course, they're all pretty gay for each other (it's that whole "warrior bond between men" thing) but you can pair Hazel with pretty much anybody - please, please not Pipkin, though - and there's the whole Bigwig/Blackavar thing occuring in the later chapters too.

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I'm working on it. I have the Stories volume, but apparently there's a story, which I borrowed from my beta and evil twin,

serenadeofrain. *fond sigh* She lives 7.3 miles away from my house, so it's excellent she can beta while we're watching David Bowie prance around in frickin' tight pants and knee-high black suede boots with HEELS. Haa. I am so writing Labyrinth slash, I just don't know with who! I'm thinking Toby-as-an-adult, because he so strikes me as growing up to be Boniface and then some unknown hot person (Orli-as-Legolas? I need a hot blonde teen / man / manboy), and don't think that plot bunny isn't coming back to bite me in the ass . . . Anyway. Reading now, deciding pairings, and then comes the tough part--making them furries (half-human, half-rabbit) or just making them human? Decisions, decisions . . .

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OMGLABYRINTH!! Is there anyone who doesn't have a crush on Jareth's pants?! I actually named my iPod Jareth, because so pink and stylish *cough* And please write some Jareth/Toby, I'd be your ~~slave~~ friend forever! What a wonderful idea!

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If there are, they need some serious re-education. Heh. An iPod Called Jareth. Cute. I'm working on it, just, like I said, I need some visuals for Toby first.

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Totally. Jareths pants are looooove!!

Something to look forward to then :) *lurks in the shadows*

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Take it from me, the original book is far and away better than Tales; it comes to something when you've read a book fifty times and you still get tears in your eyes over Ela-hrairah striking a bargain with the Black Rabbit or Holly describing the ultimate fate of the Sandleford warren. Plus, Bluebell? Oh my God, I love him! Thlayli will always be my favourite, but Bluebell has me in stitches with his horrendous puns and nonsense rhymes and bizarre impressions.

I'm thinking it would have to be Toby; I mean, who else are you gonna pair him with, Ludo? And dear God, not Orlando Bloom. He looks like a startled chicken and he's such a dire actor. Easily as bad as Hayden Christensen, but not pretty enough to make up for it.

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