...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

My Year In Fandom:

Your main fandom of the year?
Corey Feldman. Yes, he is a fandom all by himself. Yes he is! Shut the fuck up!

Your favourite film watched this year?
This is hard, there were actually a few really awesome films I discovered this year - Iron Man 2, The Losers, Lost Boys: the Thirst and Monster Squad are all things I saw for the first time in 2010, and they are MARVELLOUS. I'm going to go for the Monster Squad though, because none of the other movies had characters screaming "Kick him in the nards! Kick him in the nards!" at each other.

Your favourite book read this year?
Somebody introduced me to a comic book series called The Boys, which is pretty much Watchmen for people who didn't think Watchmen was sick and wrong enough. It is fucking hilarous.

Your favourite album or song to listen to this year?
Every year I buy a couple of those Halloween-themed albums. For 2010, I got a triple CD set that includes the theme from True Blood, Bad Moon Rising, Shewolf by Shakira and Duran Duran's Hungry Like The Wolf. Pure awesome, you guys.

Your favourite TV show of the year?
Glee. I haven't been online enough in 2010 for my flist to witness me getting appropriately squeeful about it, but OH GOD, it is wonderful!

Your favourite LJ community of the year?
The community itself is pretty much dead, but Lost Boys Slash did lead me to the LJ of redeyedfeline, and in turn to some EPIC Frogcest.

Your best new fandom discovery of the year?
White Collar. Seriously guys, even gayer than LJ made it out to be. Plus Jonesy from Carnivale being stern and manly with the younger, prettier clone of Simon from Firefly.

Your biggest fandom disappointment of the year?
The fifth season of Bones. I can't really point to one particular thing that made it sucktarded, but the whole season just left me kind of, "Meh."

Your TV boyfriend of the year?
Tesla from Sanctuary. OH HE IS SO MARVELOUSLY SNITTY I WANT TO LICK HIS FACE!

Your TV girlfriend of the year?
Shego from Kim Possible. Yes, I know she wasn't on the air in 2010, but this is when I got the season 1 and 2 DVDs and also when her greatness helped me recover from a traumatic incident involving a naked Corey Haim, so she still counts.

Your biggest squee moment of the year?
Edgar and Alan's hug at the end of The Thirst. OH GOD THEY ARE SO CUTE!

The most missed of your old fandoms?
The 4400. Seeing Joel Gresch be manly yet earnest in V really underscored how much I missed seeing him be manly yet earnest in a show where everyone else wasn't a total fucking retard and the bits that weren't occupied by Joel Gresch being manly yet earnest were focused on Jordan and Shawn having EPIC GAY LOVE. OH JOEL GRESCH. OH JORDAN. OH SHAWN.

The fandom you haven't tried yet, but want to?
Leverage. I've only just seen season one, but already I suspect there is quite a lot of fic surrounding Lindsey's crush on Hardison. Hopefully this time his affections will involve less plastic hands and people being mowed down in the pickup truck of unrequited love.

Your biggest fan anticipations for the New Year?
I am quite looking forward to seeing Colin Farrel and Jailbait!Chekov face off against each other in the Fright Night remake. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies are bound to be completely wonderful. Also, there had better be a Lost Boys 4 and possibly a spin-off TV series too.

Okay, I am home for Christmas, so I have beautiful unlimited access, at last for the next six days.

The following things are super-important:

• Frogcest. There should be more of it. If you are doing something other than writing Alan/Edgar porn right now, you are making me sad. Seriously dudes, you're like full-on ruining my holiday spirit.
  
• Leverage. Lindsey McDonald doing a bizarre impersonation of Daddy Winchester should be massively cringe-inducing, but somehow it is endearing in a sick-and-wrong kind of way.
  
• White Collar. If anything, this show is actually GAYER than the internet made it out to be. I love White Collar forever and ever.
  
• Santuary. This is mostly average, except for Tessla, who is FABULOUS. He is like, 2.83 times more awesome than Damon fromt he Vampire Diaries, which is quite awesome.
  
• Monster Squad. OH MY GOD YOU GUYS WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS MOVIE?! I am so in love with this film it is crazed. Also, Andre Gower is exactly what would happen if Keifer Sutherland and River Phoenix had a baby. Trufax.

Anyway, my brother is yelling for me to come down to dinner, so I am going now. WRITE MOAR FROGCEST! I will be back... whenever.

Greetings, mortals! I just know you're all dying to hear what I've been up to since last my words of wisdom did brighten your pathetic lives, and so here I am, selflessly sharing my brilliance with you all.

Snithy, you will no doubt be gratified to know that preparations for the GREATEST HALLOWEEN EVER continue unabated, and yes, you will be expected to take part in all the joy that will be going on when you visit. And yes, you're going t watch the Corpse Bride. And wear a costume. And smile like you mean it, bitch! Evil laugh, etc.

Did anyone here watch the original version of Kingdom Hospital? The one actually created by Lars von Trier and free of all the annoying Stephen King shout-outs? ("Great art does sell"... "America's greatest living artist"... yeah, shut up, King.) And if so, do they ever actually explain the deal with Paul and the second Dr Gottreich? Because you know, little ghost girls and giant shark-anteater hybrids are cool and all, but at heart I'm a shallow person, and pretty ghost boys are always going to hold my attention over silly things like plot.

Also, I finally got my hands on the two-disc edition of the Lost Boys, and oh man, has time ever not been good to Corey Haim. Although I did laugh evilly when he and Corey Feldman were there talking about their careers as if they actually still had any. But at least Corey Feldman still has his looks. And his gloriously husky voice. Swoon!

On a Corey-related note, you know what show is completely awesome that I had forgotten was totally awesome? Big Wolf on Campus. SO AWESOME! I actually feel inspired to... I don't know, do some unspecified fandomish thing. I'm sure eventually my natural laziness will reassert itself and the urge will pass, however. But still. Awesome! Like, when Merton is all frozen in stone, and he leaves the video diary for Lori and Tommy telling them how to defeat all these monsters and there's that scene of him flipping over the index card, seeing Celine Dion's name and screaming, or taking an electrical drill to Freddie Prinze Jnr, or his tip for dealing with an evil leprechaun ("If he's this high... just kick him."). And Vince! And Sparky! And Boris! Oh, how I love Boris. And the boyband from outer space and the male pregnancy and the... other good thing I was going to mention, but it escapes me. And the Coreys, of course, although Corey Feldman is clearly the superiour Corey.

Anyway, I would ramble for longer but time grows short and I have House slash to read orphens to donate money to over the Internet, so farewell!