...way out on the corner of fucked up and evil...

Before I forget, today is the day of the Brothers Mir (that's Boromir and Faramir for the Americans among you).

Am back in the Isle of Man for a week at present, so expect sporadic updates. Hex and Mad will keep my loyal fans updated on the Hexmas front.

Managed to not only pass my exams but get a 2.1 in the process, thus proving beyond doubt that a retarded monkey can get a law degree, providing it can express itself in long-winded and boring ways. Which explains a lot about the English judiciary, actually.

Me, I'm just relieved that I don't have to a) resit or b) get a demonic brain implant from an evil law firm.

Would like to state for the record that I hate football fans, 'bisexual Wiccans', homeless people, old people, people who use mobile phones on public transport, people who smell bad, small children, people who think it's a good idea to bring an infant on a fucking aeroplane and taxis that don't show up when they should.

Also scallies, teen mothers and people on the dole, but I think I covered that with 'football fans'.

-Froodle (the contentious)

You know, I don't think I'm an especially bad person. I mean, sure, I could probably stand to spend more time studying and less time reading slashy fanfiction, and I'm sure it's not very moral of me to use my parent's credit cards to buy myself things from Amazon and blame it on my brothers, but still, I do my part to make the world a better place. I sneer at hippies, I mock wiccans, I kick the homeless and glare at small children. I wish a thousand deaths on telemarketers and teen mothers, and my contempt for people on the dole knows no limitations. I don't watch reality TV or chatshows. All in all, I think I tip the balance on the side of Good.

So why does the world take such delight in watching me suffer?

Seriously, I think there's a conspiracy going on to annoy me. First, there's the total lack of good Van Helsing toys. Then there's Orlando Bloom's continuing existance. And finally, as of a week Monday, Fox Kids will no longer be showing Big Wolf on Campus.

You know who I blame? David Blaine. I hate that bastard. It's all his fault.