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Sep. 8th, 2005 11:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
First of all, let it be known that BT are fucking weasel-felching monkey rapists, and I hope everyone connected with them dies a painful and fiery death, possibly involving lava, severed limbs, and Hayden Christensen's inability to act.
I wonder who would win in a battle of crappy acting, Hayden Christensen or Tom Welling? Hmm...
Secondly, Round the Twist is out on DVD? Why did nobody inform me of this most awesome fact sooner? Like, before I spent all my money on Stargate DVDs and historial novel porn? You people fail at the internets, yo.
Thirdly, speaking of Stargate, how much did they steal the plot of SG:A from the Vision of Escaflowne? I hope the Wraith steal Jinto and turn him into a vain, gender-confused pyromaniac who develops a weird psuedo-sexual obsession with... I dunno, Pointy? Smalls? Jinto is actually the only name I remember, except for Steve and Bob. Still, I hope something bad happens to Jinto, just so I can laugh at Beard's anguish at the loss of his precious son.
My predictions for future plotlines: Either Skeletor or Busty McMidriff develop psychic powers. Scottish Doctor gets his arm bitten off and replaced by a metal claw and becomes evil, only not really, and also has lesbian catgirls. Pointy grows wings and pilots a giant robot! Sir Issaac Newton is the King of the Wraith! Smalls and Fluffy-Haired Doctor totally get it on already! More stuff! Giant robots! Flying galleons! Floating fortres- oh, wait, already had that one... More stuff! Noses you could ski down! Machines that control fate! Freaky experiments with blood cultures- oh wait, had that one too...
And a soundtrack by Yoko Kanno. Because I have a need for Yoko Kanno that Wolf's Rain and Escaflowne are failing to satisfy.
And did I mention, Smalls and Fluffy-Haired Doctor so need to get it on?
I wonder who would win in a battle of crappy acting, Hayden Christensen or Tom Welling? Hmm...
Secondly, Round the Twist is out on DVD? Why did nobody inform me of this most awesome fact sooner? Like, before I spent all my money on Stargate DVDs and historial novel porn? You people fail at the internets, yo.
Thirdly, speaking of Stargate, how much did they steal the plot of SG:A from the Vision of Escaflowne? I hope the Wraith steal Jinto and turn him into a vain, gender-confused pyromaniac who develops a weird psuedo-sexual obsession with... I dunno, Pointy? Smalls? Jinto is actually the only name I remember, except for Steve and Bob. Still, I hope something bad happens to Jinto, just so I can laugh at Beard's anguish at the loss of his precious son.
My predictions for future plotlines: Either Skeletor or Busty McMidriff develop psychic powers. Scottish Doctor gets his arm bitten off and replaced by a metal claw and becomes evil, only not really, and also has lesbian catgirls. Pointy grows wings and pilots a giant robot! Sir Issaac Newton is the King of the Wraith! Smalls and Fluffy-Haired Doctor totally get it on already! More stuff! Giant robots! Flying galleons! Floating fortres- oh, wait, already had that one... More stuff! Noses you could ski down! Machines that control fate! Freaky experiments with blood cultures- oh wait, had that one too...
And a soundtrack by Yoko Kanno. Because I have a need for Yoko Kanno that Wolf's Rain and Escaflowne are failing to satisfy.
And did I mention, Smalls and Fluffy-Haired Doctor so need to get it on?
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Date: 2005-09-09 12:28 am (UTC)Or the P2P share system?
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Date: 2005-09-09 01:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-09 01:10 am (UTC)I think every company that has (or had) Telecom as their name, sucks balls. We has Telecom in Australia - they spiffed up their name to Telstra, they out weigh every phone company - and suck more than the lot of them put together.
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Date: 2005-09-09 07:05 pm (UTC)I've never watched SG:A, but I will always love Dilandau :D
I have a need for Yoko Kanno that Wolf's Rain and Escaflowne are failing to satisfy.
How about Cowboy Bebop?
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Date: 2005-09-13 02:26 pm (UTC)Who doesn't love Dilandau? In a world of forgettable anime characters, he is a shining light of unforgetable legendism.
...
Oh wait, that's just Fanelia burning behind him.
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Date: 2005-09-13 07:04 pm (UTC)he is a shining light of unforgetable legendism ... Oh wait, that's just Fanelia burning behind him.
lmaoXD
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Date: 2005-09-12 07:41 pm (UTC)also. guess who finished watching cowboy bebop today.
the music for it rocketh heartily btw *just wants to be popular* but OMG Ending! *did not have heartpain, oh no, stoic* but AWWWWWWWWWWWW.
.. yeah im done.
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Date: 2005-09-13 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-13 03:50 pm (UTC)and lookit the hair! and poncy clothes! i mean allen is wearing obvious ponce but steve is wearing a Dress! and a goth one no less. could he be any More poncy? no
no he could not.
the truth is rarely pretty.
unless its dilandau. oh wait. AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH (unarmed!)
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Date: 2005-10-03 05:57 pm (UTC)dressrobes, attraction to young spiky-hairedDraconianspeople who possess the Atlantis Gene... he's so Folken.no subject
Date: 2005-10-07 05:55 pm (UTC)*slightly crazy laugh*
we went to see a prison today.
it was the Best Day Ever. ^_^
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Date: 2005-10-08 09:43 pm (UTC)God, get it right. You're such a Fresher now.
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Date: 2005-10-09 02:40 pm (UTC)i can kill you with my brain.
and stfu any reasoning that makes me a fresher makes you one too.
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Date: 2005-10-09 11:41 pm (UTC)Your brain is now a ship. Clearly, you had a complicated childhood.